I was checking out the latest Presidential poll results posted at Daily Kos,the partisan punkplace for purity politics and groupthink extraordinaire, and was struck by something.
Fucking cat was on a shelf over my desk and knocked over a small figurine right on my head. Yes, the cat is still alive but that's only because she had eight left.
But something else struck me. I've been reading about how Obama is the shit and loves everyone and would give his right arm for you and me, while Romney is toast, thinks 47% of us are fucked up beggers, might as well give up, his own compadres are saying he sucks and can't win. Since I don't watch any TV news, and I mean none, zero, nada, zilch, I wouldn't fucking watch it if you tied me to a chair and waterboarded me with burning oil, I get those things from Daily Kos, the partisan punkplace of purity politics and groupthink extraordinaire. I don't visit any other websites as weird as Daily Kos so it is somewhat interesting from a sociological analysis point of view to check out the daily diaries about Obama the Great and Romney the Fuckhead and how Obama has it in the bag. I mean these partisan punks of politics have completely discarded the lesser of two evils schtick and are actually back to believing Obama is Ghandhi, Mother Teresa, and Jesus wrapped in a Father's Knows Best dinner jacket. It's like a religious fervor took over and changed them back into the partisan punks they know they are.
So when I saw those polls posted on Daily Kos, it just didn't make sense. How could Romney, who is the worst Presidential candidate in U.S. history, be that close to President Obama, who is the smartest, most handsome, most caring, most hip, has the bestest fucking family on earth, and loves all people, even you and me, in the polls?
It's all weird man. It's like 2008 all over again when Obama was the second coming of Chirst running against an angry old man and a confused serf from Alaska, and 68 million still voted for the angry old man. I can't figure this country out. It's like half of us are stupid and the other half is dumb. Oh well. Can't wait to see what happens in four more years. I don't want to see what happens next year though.