Chronic Tonic at VOTS- Confessions Of A Difficult Patient

Almost four years ago a group of people got together at Daily Kos and formed a weekly series called Chronic Tonic. It was a place to share stories, advice and information and connect with others with chronic conditions and those who care for them. Sometime near the start of this year the series went dormant. That was a shame.

Here's the thing--it was Chronic Tonic and you know these things can go dormant for a while, but you never know where or when they will pop up again. Turns out, it's here and now. By way of introduction I will start the same way here as I started there, with my story and the first post I ever wrote way back in January of 2009...

Hi my name is triv33 and I am a difficult patient. I didn't start out that way. It was never a goal. If you ask anyone who knows me they would tell you I've always been a tad on the subversive side, cynical as hell, the first to question authority, with one exception, the doctor's office. Like most people I admired and respected my kindly family doctor. When I was twelve and I first started to get migraines, he sent me to my first neurologist. After a bunch of tests to rule out the really bad stuff they put me on medication. The headaches were under control. Thank you Doctor Miraculous!

When I was seventeen, the headaches came back with a vengeance. Back to the doctor I went. He sent me to a new neurologist, who seemed vaguely disappointed with me. He seemed to think my headaches were "stress" related.
The headaches were not so cooperative this time around. They suggested I try to remove the stress. In October of that year I dropped a History class that Coincided with the start time of the headaches. More drugs, lots of them. In November I quit school. I had a night shift job. I made good money. In six months the headaches were back under control. I never questioned the doctors. Why would I? They knew what they were doing.

When I was twenty-two the headaches came back to stay. Intractable migraine/cluster combination.

It still took me more than ten years to become really difficult. Ten years of jumping through hoops going from specialist to specialist, trying alternative therapies, racking up more ailments and watching my life go to hell. Ten years of buying whatever any joker with a diploma on his wall was selling and getting sicker by the day.

One night, shortly before I was going to enter a "big" headache clinic in the city I was laying in bed watching a Bill Hicks special on T.V. and the man said something that resonated with me.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

Those became words to live by. I was bitter and my new doctor and the staff at the headache clinic were about to find that out.

When you enter the clinic, you leave your pain meds behind you. You need a clean slate for infusion therapy. The nurse asked me if I needed a Phenobarbital to take the edge off. "Edge?" I say. She then very patronizingly explains how I might feel uncomfortable without my meds. When I tell her I kicked the opioid analgesic nasal spray and the pills the weekend before she is genuinely horrified, "But...you can't do that!" She's almost beside herself. "You'd like to believe that, yet here I am." and so it began.

First thing they made me do was take a depression index and the MMPI. Having satisfied themselves that I was not a malingerer and no more depressed than the situation warranted they saw fit to treat me.

The drug they dripped into my veins burned like battery acid and sent my blood pressure sky high. I could have taken that if it had worked but it didn't. That didn't stop them from hanging the next bag at the appointed hour. I complained, bitterly. I told them to keep Nurse Shaky Hands away from my hep-cap. I had blown through two of them and even though I knew it was my own crap veins, I blamed her.

I learned many things that week.

I learned how to get rid of Nurse Shaky Hands. They changed my drip over to a steroid without telling me. It made me do an involuntary herky-jerky in my bed which really freaked me out. Nurse Shaky Hands breezed in, took a look at me and said, "Oh, don't worry, Hon, the Benadryl will kick in and stop that in a minute." I blew a gasket. She really should have told me first.

I learned I could make a resident blush. He came to discuss my depression index and MMPI while my sister was there. He asked if maybe I'd rather he came back at a better time. "No, no, please, there's nothing in there you could reveal that my sister doesn't already believe far, far worse." I then proceeded to hector him over the fact that I felt it unfair that I was asked to take a depression index when it didn't take into account that I had been living in agonizing pain for years. Wasn't it the exact same depression index that they give to people with no pain? Dirty pool.

I learned I could derail a group therapy session in five minutes flat. I listened as one of the others told how a migraine spoiled going to a big business dinner with her husband. My eyes narrowed and I looked around suspiciously, "Is anyone else here intractable? No?" The therapist said something about everyone there having problem headaches to which I rolled my eyes, sucked my teeth and let out a huff. A stilted and uncomfortable session followed. I was not invited back.

I learned how to handle a showdown. My doctor made his way to my room to see me. We had a little back and forth, blah, blah, blah and then he asked THE QUESTION: "Don't you want to get better?" Oh, I went off.

"For Christsakes, what the fuck do you think I'm doing here? I know I haven't been a model patient but this hasn't exactly been a delight for me either. Don't forget this isn’t my first time at the rodeo. You're like my fourth or fifth neurologist. I've been from pillar to post to try to find something, anything that would help me. I’ve been made to jump through all sorts of hoops to prove I wanted needed and deserved treatment only to wind up with shit time and time again. I've been treated like a malingerer, a head case a hysterical woman and a drug seeker. I've been told it's psychosomatic, it's stress, it's vascular, no, wait, its hormones! You get migraines because you're depressed. No, jackass, I'm depressed because I've been in agonizing pain forever and nothing and nobody is helping me! You're atypical, you're combination, and you’re intractable! Is that me or the headaches? I'm not sure anymore. I've lost jobs, friends and I'm about to lose my marriage. My husband treats me like a lemon, I looked great in the showroom but I sure was problematic once he got me home. Since this started I've been diagnosed with IBS, CFS and I'm pretty sure I've got fibromyalgia. I had the option to go down to Virginia to a pain management clinic but that pretty much amounted to becoming a controlled drug addict so I decided to come here. What do you think?"

He told me he believed I desperately wanted to get better. He told me he didn't know what was causing my headaches or if he could help me but that he would like to try, and for nearly two years he did.

The clinic was all about the protocol. My doctor told me that they were helping up to 80% of people who hadn't found help before. Unfortunately, I was not in that 80%. For eleven brutal, pain filled months I followed the protocol. No over the counter or prescription nsaids. No narcotics. I had some schizophrenia drug they used "off-label" for pain that was absolutely worthless to me. If you don't fit the protocol they try to make you fit. The clinic claimed the reason the protocol wasn't working was that I was probably still suffering "rebound" headache. I was scheduled for another week of infusion therapy.

This time I was not as disagreeable as the first time, still, I didn't last the week. The drugs clearly were not working. My doctor released me a day early. On my follow-up visit he told me he was leaving the clinic for another area of the hospital but that he would like to keep me and a few other patients that did not fit the protocol. I asked him what that meant. Well, it meant no more needless suffering. Some people do not fit the protocol, and its nonsense to keep trying to refine a drug program for people who don't respond well to it. For some reason, some signal was misfiring in my head and no amount of following the protocol would stop that. Oh sweet relief, good drugs!

Neither of us was long for the clinic after that. He lasted eight months. He told me he was leaving to get into research, and that he had to hand my case over to another doctor at the clinic. He told me I was the toughest nut he had ever tried to crack.  Well, shit. I wished him well. As I was leaving he said, "By the way, did I tell you a friend of mine, a guy I went to school with, just joined a neurology practice up in your neck of the woods. Name's _, good man." He knew what I was in for.

My next visit to the clinic was my last. A man shaped piece of arrogance in a white coat walked in, glanced at my records and sniffed, dismissively, "I'm not going to treat you like ___ treated you, we're going to start from scratch, with infusion." I said, "We are like hell." Got up and walked out. The shock on his face was comical. They didn't want to give them up, but I left there, records in hand, that day.

I went to see my ex doctor's friend. I told him I was a difficult patient. I gave him my records and with the caveat that I objected to the nurses' use of the phrase "patient claims" as I found it kind of bitchy, as if I were telling them something that wasn't true, but other than that, have at it. When I went back for a follow-up he told me that he had hoped to offer me some new treatment, but after looking at my records my old doctor had done everything he would have done and more. My family doctor could maintain my current treatment plan. It was a shame but all the rage now was triptans and not much else was going on but refinements in that area. But, come on back when they come up with something new, he would like to work with me.

That was ten years ago. I won't lie to you. I bottomed out for a while. I did, indeed, have fibromyalgia. I got myself over medicated. I got back on the nasal spray. I spent days at a time in bed. I finally got disability. My then husband started his own better living through chemistry experiments and the whole situation became untenable. Late in 2001 I stuffed what I could into two Hefty bags and ran for my life.

Once you run for your life, what do you do with it? Try to figure some things out. There's a life worth living if you want it. I decided that I wanted it.

Some things there are no good answers for. Why me? I don't know, why not me? Am I still in pain? Yes. Every day. Sometimes it's better and sometimes it's worse but it is never, ever gone. When it's better, I can feel almost giddy and I tend to over-do, but it doesn't last. When a cluster hits it can be damn near unbearable but I know this can't last either.

As far as doctors go, I found a good one. She doesn't mind that I'm difficult. She thinks I'm a riot. We worked together on a treatment plan. I told her I needed to balance pain control with my desire for remaining functional. No more opioids, please, they are hell to kick. I take an anti-seizure medication as a prophylactic every day and butalbital for three weeks of the month. This prevents me from building a tolerance and ever getting close to the dose I used to take. It's not perfect, but I can live with it.

Oh, yeah, did I mention I've got a husband and two kids now? I married a bass player. Yup, migraine girl married a bass player in a rock and roll band. Nobody saw that one coming. I explained exactly what he'd be getting himself into and he was still game. We have two miracle boys (I was told I couldn't have children, but that's another story), ages six and four. Is it easy? No, but what in the hell in this life that's worth a damn ever is?

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exactly

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and it is still on the market; it works well for osteoarthritis at least at the level that I have it and also for my MIL who has it in the hips.

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Thanks for sharing, triv33

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It's amazing how arrogant doctors are and how little we have come. I still get nerve pains(intense shit that feels like someone is stabbing me an sometimes it makes me scream, and I have a high tolerance for pain) to this day from the nerve damage from my accident and I have always heard stupid shit like, "I don't know what it means. Maybe you're getting better. Maybe you're getting worse. Maybe it doesn't mean anything." Your circulatory system is complicated and they still don't really know anything about it. Once they do, we won't be able to afford what they have to offer, because the days of Jonas Salk are long gone. Since Salk....

 

So trust yourself as you did, and luckily you may find someone that understands you as you just did, my friend.

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I had a chemical burn

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in my right eye in the mid eighties when they were first attempting cornea transplants after the third one that rejected I said no more. To this day I have days that I feel like a spike is being driven through my forehead, not every day but I never know when they will happen. Of course I am a carpenter/millwright /slave and so am expected to perform so excuses don't fly. Just call me the one eyed inelligible dude LOL

 

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It's crazy man

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they had me on demorol, 60 a month for almost a year after it first happened which gave me an addiction that combined with the alcohol was a pretty fun ride. Next  they thought percodans was the answer, woohoo!, that was like speed after the d's then we stepped down to percocets were alright but when they prescribed me Tylox I figured it wasn't worth it. This was over a four year period during my surgeries (ever got a needle in the eyeball). Funny thing is advil or aleve is the strongest thing I take now I have no tolerance for any type of pain pill now.

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Damn.....

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That is a nightmare and it was all for naught. I'm sorry, man. At least you kicked the pill addiction. That is dangeorus but understanable, too. Sometimes I'd like to shoot my left arm up with heroin; not that I have any buit in those times of extreme pain you have extreme thoughts.

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I gave up years

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ago on the medical system we have in this society. Every chronic 'condition' I have had from my early teens to my old age (yikes) has been aggravated by our so called health care system. It seems to me that  all western medicine as practiced these days is good for is triage or some pathogen they know how to kill. The term saw bones comes to mind. When it  comes to conditions that are not pathological but imbalances/diseases that are particular to being human and an organism that does not function according to their to their data  they have no real clue how to help the patient. No real interest either.

I have anxiety attacks, full blown ones where I think I'm dying. The first time I had one was about 12 years ago. I went to an ER but made the mistake of telling them what I thought of western medicine. Once all the tests came back they told me I was fine physically and that I could get meds for my 'problem'. I was mental and they had a drug to give relief.  The guy who had given me a cardiogram said quietly when the doctor was out of the room. Maybe you should try acupuncture if your adverse to taking meds. Some times  what our system prescribes is worse then what  your suffering from.

I  took his advise to heart and through my sister in law  found a Chinese herbalist/acupuncturist  who had been a cardiologist  in China but due to the cultural revolution had emigrated and  established a practice here that used both systems to help people with conditions that are not pathogenic but systemic.  She has over the years not only made my panic attacks manageable through diet, breathing exercises and recognition but helped me 'cure' chronic eczema and other inflammatory conditions I suffer from. I have too much fire and this is no surprise to me, although I do self medicate organically. occasionally.

I'm not saying  there are cures for these conditions as they seem to be part and parcel of the human condition and our reactions to the often toxic world we live in Perhaps western medicine is not the right prescription for dealing with them. I hope I don't come off as a woo woo advocate but maybe western medicine as practiced now for profit and based on machines that go ping and chemical drugs is not the answer. We are after all human.  Our conditions even though personal are universal, timeless and relief from our pain is not something shameful but what healing should be about. Thanks triv33 I hope I have not  offended in my disbelief in modern western medicine for profit  and big pharma.  . There are other solutions to migraines or joint pain or any pain other then what our for profit inhumane medical system tells you is untreatable.                      

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No, you don't offend me at all.

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I actually have sought alternative therapies and still use my meditation and herbal therapy as needed,   but no matter what I did, the headaches stayed. My body hates pthalates, so I stay away from toxic fragrance and I know what will trigger a worse headache. I'm open minded as all hell when it come to this. Over the course of 30 years I've seen some things, for instance--reflexology regulated my menstual cycle, I had never been regular my entire life, then I went for reflexology for the headaches, I winced when he touched a certain part of my foot and he asked if I had a regular cycle. I did soon after.

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It only takes a couple of those experiences

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to open your mind up against prejudices against seemingly non-science based medicine.  I make fun of things, like astrology, but actually, I try never to pretend I know what will not work.  The most basic part of it isn't woo woo at all, and that is finding someone who touches your body, who is interested in what you eat and how you live, but really, it's just who touches your body, who sees that you are a person with this particular body in front of them now.  The western doctors now, thanks to insurance companies, sit with their laptops while "interviewing" you.  Hello, I'm over here.  Here is my body right here.  Something is wrong.

But I mainly think it is lucky to find a true healer, no matter what their medium.  And I think they can be found anywhere, maybe more likely in a more basic form of treatment, like acupuncture.  Listen to this story.

When my daughter was 13, she was diagnosed with a rare kidney disease.  There was protein in her urine.  It was increasing.  Her kidneys were scarring up and starting to leak protein.  The doctors were pretty certain, as all the literature tells you, that she was very unlilkely to live beyond 18 or so, maybe into her twenties if she was lucky.  This was a very dangerous state of affairs, a great danger of what Dr. whats-is-name calls medical hexing, telling a person how long they have to live.  Her pediatrician, thank all lucky things, was a beautiful, relaxed, responsive woman.  She was relaxed and never once came close to hexing my girl.  She stayed very in the moment, and the effect on H of going to her was mostly positive, supportive.  There were men around, ready to send us to the morgue.  Immediately after the biopsy, we had a terrible meeting, at which H was made to understand how they felt about it.  In the hall, I told her, those are just statistics, they don't take into account all the things we were going to do.  We will be a very small percentage, doing all these alternative things.  My message to her--nothing is certain.  This is not certain.

It was tricky protecting her from all that, but also being afraid it was true, and not wanting to mislead.  She responded mostly by wanting to ignore us and being angry at us for showing our engaging our various crazy reactions to such terrible news.  My ex-wife was making me crazy, hooking up with all kinds of support groups of people waiting for their kids to die, making H angry and making me squirm.  Maybe she was right.

We did everything.  As I say, why would I assume something won't work.  What if it will?  There was a pivotal meeting, and our pediatrician quietly saved my daughter's life.  We were on the verge of plunging into medical insanity when they don't know how to solve something and start treating it like crazy.  Without having seemed to notice the politics of the situation, and without having dicussed it specifically with me, she very calmly and easily steered the discussion a different way, then stayed quiet the rest of the time, as she had stayed quiet so far.  It was so subtle, and perhaps unconscious.  I felt like crying in gratitude.  I really think the main thing is finding the right person.  It may have been the massive dose of prednizone all summer long (the medical establishment's version of a hail mary), or maybe the four days of bitter Chinese teas, or maybe the swimming with the dolphins.  Those are the three leading contenders.  She was doing breath work at a spiritual center (being coached, as a matter of interest, by River Phoenix's mom), when she knew she was well--she had never fully believed she was sick.  She told us all that she wasn't going to participate in the "H's gonna die" drama any longer.  Next time she had a test, her blood protein was nearly normal.  Now she's thirty.  She's still stubborn as hell.  She's a terrible terrible patient.

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Me too.

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Acupunture made me regular enough to get pregnant with my daughter. It also worked really well to release some intense pain and tension in my shoulder and neck. I would like to try it out for treating anxiety, when I can afford it.

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