My fucking internet is down!
~ type1error, speaking to Brighthouse Networks on the night of August 6, 2012
After a half hour on the phone with a shockingly helpful technician at Brighthouse, I was advised to replace the ethernet cord. I won't get around to that until much later tonight, so I'm relying on the
stupidity kindness of neighbors to cruise the tubes this morning. Big downside: My neighbor's signal is weak, so today's open thread is not going to be as exciting as what you are used to.